Grapes Over Easy

2 sessions at the skate park today. Getting some good half pipe experiences in. Need to figure out how to do an ollie. Seems it would help in general.

Thanks for the tips Donavan. You can always teach someone who knows less than you! Like me. Talk to you soon.

Took a mental health day of golf and skateboarding yesterday. Both went well.

Here's a shout out to the 9 year olds who took me in and schooled me at the skatepark. Aaron, Quinn, and dad Sean - you are my crew! Aaron, I think you are right, if I would have stayed on the board, that would have been a great stall. As it stands, it was a long fall.

Once again, I am in the position of humbly proud husband. Aim is writing some awesome posts at her new blog on SavvySource. Very impressive.

Great job Aim!

Wouldn't it be funny if all the plans God put in place for the apocalypse fell apart because they were made thousands of years ago and didn't take into account a changing society?

God: OK, I snapped my fingers, and everyone was supposed to float up. St. Peter, where are they?

St. Peter: I have been telling you for a thousand years. They have solid ceilings now. No tents. About 2/3 of them are currently stuck in their houses, bouncing on the ceiling. The other third was gathered in the AstroDome and are floating around looking for a way out.

Apocalypse Revised.doc, sent on 5/21/998. Did any one read it?

God: OK, fine. *snap* Tell them all to go outside and we'll try again.

St Peter: Well, that would have been great, but they all just fell to the ground. Nobody around here listens to me. Super. All our staff was ready in the bulk receiving room and now we have a line 6 miles long at the front gate. I am going to be working all weekend. Doesn't anyone read my emails? It's going to take me 2 hours just to get set up over there. Do you realize what it is going to look like when these people get to Heaven and have to stand in line all day just to get processed? We will look like morons. And will you get blamed? No. Not the all knowing, all powerful. It will all fall on me. Peter screwed up. Peter didn't plan ahead. Peter –

God: I damn it, Peter! Would you quit whining! Just get it done. Call me when it's time for my welcome speech. Judas warned me. Judas said, "I won't betray you, and don't put Peter at the front gate." But did I listen? No. Screw it. I'm going to go watch Battlestar Galactica. I'm pretty sure I know who the last cylon is. The suspense is killing me.

McCain will veto beer.

I don't think it's right. Not at all. Now I'm not going to vote for him.


I will say I'd need a drink if I were in his position, too.

McCain: It's been 8 long years. How do I distance myself from the - GURMPH!

Bush: Shut up and keep sucking!

He used to work up at a market in Seattle, but now he works for McCain.

Link to Article.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. McCain is a devil-sucking dickwad.

This is awesome!

When all hell breaks loose, you can leave a big nanny nanny boo boo behind to your heathen friends (me). And you can leave any cash, valuables, season tickets, etc. to them as well through the legal documentation.

In the business, we call this a "Sweet-Ass Hacker Target"

Wouldn't it be funny that by some glitch, all your personal info was accidentally sent out before the end of the world?

The Colorado Mills Borders bookstore is quite possibly the worst bookstore ever unless you are looking for either Manga or Christian books.

If you are looking for science or computers, forget it.