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lunedì, ottobre 13, 2008

I am sooooo lucky! 

I won the Australian lottery. Let's go party people. I'm buying.

Some of the things I love about this message:

1. You can't see it here, but the font was comic sans. The MOST corporate font for lotteries worldwide.

2. My email address was obtained from "some site" (highlighted below)

3. My lucky "mumber17" was the bonus number. SWEET!

4. "conglomerate of some multinational companies" Yes, SOME. Big ones too. Don't you think it wasn't.

5. Must have written this sentence on a deadline with a few hearty Foster's on board: "Further more your details (e-mail address) falls within our European representative office in LONDON, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of US$500,000.00 will be released to you from this regionalbranch office in LONDON."

6. Here's who I need to contact: "fiducially agent,Rev.Fr PATRICK UKA". I assume he is Reverend Fryer Uka, the famous fiducially agent. Sort of like a religious-lottery 007.

7. Uh-oh. I was supposed to keep this private. They advice me pretty seriously. "we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed"

8. Hey wait. Why are they asking for all my information? They are contacting me...I'm not so sure about this...


From: rubinallen@aol.com
Subject: Congratulations!Award Notification 2008{contact your claims agent.}
Date: October 10, 2008 4:27:33 AM MDT

FROM THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARDS DEPARTMENT AUSTRALIAN INTERNATIONAL SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY CORPORATION.

COOL STREET
PAUL GREEN VULLE Ax34587,
AUSTRALIA.
Ref: 435062725
Batch: 7050490902/189
Winning no: GB8101/LPRC

WEBSITE; www.australianlottery.com.au.tp

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Dear Lucky winner,

This is to inform you that you have won prize money of FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS ($500,000.00) for the YEAR 2007/2008 Lottery promotion.From the Australian Lotto incorporated program.This is a bonus to promote lotto in Australia Which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their e-mail addresses from some site.

Your email address was attached to ticket number; 4700172507056490102 serial number 7741134002 This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 bonus mumber17,which consequently won the lotto in the second category.

You here by have been approved a lump sum pay of US$500,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) in cash credit file ref: ILP/HW 47509/09 from the total cash prize shared amongst eight lucky winners in this category.

All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn form Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,Australia,United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East,Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually.

This Lotto was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.

Further more your details (e-mail address) falls within our European representative office in LONDON, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of US$500,000.00 will be released to you from this regionalbranch office in LONDON.

We hope with part of your prize, you will participate in our end of year high stakes for US$1.3 Billion international draw.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

Simply contact our fiducially agent,Rev.Fr PATRICK UKA
E-mail;address(rev_fr_patrick_uka@yahoo.com) to file for your claim
. contact him Monday to Friday.Phone:+447024043526 by filling the form below and send it to him to file for your claim .

LOTTERY WINNERS APPLICATION FORM OF PAYMENT.

FULL NAME.................................................
DATE OF BIRTH.........................................
ADDRESS...................................................
SEX..........................................................
AGE........................................................
NATIONALITY...........................................
OCCUPATION............................................
PERSONAL MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER...............................
EMAIL.....................................................
DATE......................................................
WINNER REF/BATCH NO...........................APPROVED
FOR PAYMENT.

Please quote your reference,batch and winning number which can be found on the
top left corner of this notification as well as your full name, address and telephone number to help locate your file easily.

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information confidential from the public until your claim is processed and your prize released to you.This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this program by non-nonparticipants personnel.

Note, all Lottery Prize must be claimed not later than 21 days from date of Draw Notification after the Draw date in which Prize has won unless otherwise.all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and eventually donated to charity organizations.

Congratulations once again on your winnings!!!

CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT AT....................
(rev_fr_patrick_uka@yahoo.com) ANY BREACH OF CONFIDENTIALITY ON THE PART OF THE WINNERS WILL RESULT TO DISQUALIFICATION.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs Grace Karimu

On line co-ordinator for

AUSTRALIAN LOTTO PROGRAMME

Sweepstakes International Program Australian Lottery On-Line 2008.

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